I don't need you. Let me think. Yeah got it, dad's not gone to work, so rule out the week days. Hey dumbo, dad doesn't work anymore, he has retired.
All right , leave aside dad, even mum is at home ( she's not retired....right?). So i was not wrong in the first place.
Idiot,can't you see that you are also home? the unshaven, disgruntled, not bathed-for-ages look makes me doubt if it is actually me. But clearly the orkut account says Neeraj and nobody in the world will ever guess your password. So it's me alright.. But,why the hell are you here.? think harder....
gotcha!
CHRISTMAS- you came home for Christmas . So where's Christmas? no,it's not over. You had cakes but you know it's not over. How...?well, for one thing your inbox is not full of x'mas trees.
that means x'mas is around the corner. Where does that leave you? where was i anyway? Yeah right- in pursuit of 'what day is it'....
X'mas doesn't happen on the 4th sunday of december, like mothers' day or black panthers' day(i thought it'll rhyme with mothers). So no use in spotting Christmas.
How about going down and strongarming your brother for the day's newspaper.? But they say history repeats. That means you won't be talking to him for another whole day. Not a bad proposition given your current mood. Let's put this idea in the reserve.
you suggest googling?
right i will do it....
done-
what day is it?
google search result:
"Gil the ant thinks all of his friends have forgotten his special day! Have they, or are they planning a special surprise?"
there has to be an easier way.
my antivirus pops up and says"It is 5:30 pm ,wednesday 23rd December- the scheduled scan begins now"
Aah tragedy! if i had a minute more.....
that's how life is..... Everyone lives his own version of Murphy's law.
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