Monday, August 30, 2010

When the CAT got ECLIPSEd...

CAT Registarion began yesterday. And even me, the laziest of CAT-hunters, couldnt resist the excitement. So I bunked a class(again!) so that I could register a suitable slot at the ealiest. A noble reason indeed! And you know what.! noble deeds are usually rewarded(ur mom was right!), and that too very swiftly...
The day began on a wrong note. I took the wrong bus(which was ok if i was going to TIME) and so I'd to alight at a slightly inconvenient stop. (For those of you familiar with ernakulam, read wrong route as Menaka route and right route as Padma route)
Sometimes,fate plays tricks on you (@ ammu: God does exist!!) so that you arrive at a particular place at a particular time.
And the tryst with destiny , or rather with,....hmm....let's call them Dixy and Doxy(for the sake of anonymity) happenend in front of Sunny Diamonds enroute to Axis Bank(which gave out the registration vouchers)
Dixy and Doxy, as most of you have rightly guessed, happen to be girls and also my classmates at TIME.The hand of destiny starts playing its moves before you starts suspecting its presence, before I got out at the inconvenient(which was actually,concenient) spot,before i even took the wrong bus and even before I woke up yesterday...
The first move(by the hand of destiny) was made when I met the same pair of girls at another Bank,buying another application form,each buying on behalf of somebody else... That is to say, I knew their names(I still have doubt as to who's Dixy and who's Doxy...but I knew they were dixy and Doxy). I have got to admit that I hardly know half the girls in my class by their names(being irregular has its downsides too!)
So now, the providence has thrown us together again. Now, the master magician sits back and checks what this guy can do. Does he take his chances? Am I wasting my time on this guy?

It was probably around this time that I got an inkling of his presence, maybe that thought boosted my confidence. Soon we were talking about totally random things while hundreds around us(in the queue) were discussing their mock CAT scores and other feline issues.

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(If you are only interested in the main story, you dont have to read this portion. But what happened was hilarious. A man walked briskly past us(while we were discussing the plight of Govindankutty), and suddenly his pants slid from where they were supposed to cling to... I thought for a moment that he was a stripper. So thought Dixy(or Doxy) too... But it turned out that the pants were actually part of his raincoat and he did have an intact pair of Jeans beneath that! So much for the aberration, now go back to the original story)

Wel,it'd suffice to say that I struck a chord with them and when at the end of 2-hr long queue they planned to go for ECLIPSE,they couldnt NOT ask me to join them.
again the roll of the dice! and I had to call quickly and call correctly!!

Me: I didnt' particularly like TWILIGHT and I havent watched NEW MOON, so what's the point...(dramatic pause)
Dixy/Doxy:I'll tell you the story (of New moon)if that's what prevents you... (pause again)
Me: My bro works at Ekm, and he has this curious habit of finding himself in theatres...(TRUTH!!)
Dixy+Doxy:Oho...so u r afraid!
Me(my pride hurt slightly): hmm....not really

By this time, two other girls(nameless classmates) had joined us (we'll call them Pepy and Popy). Now it seemed that all 4 were going for the movie. And here I am,still weighing my options (Bunking class is bad enough and add to it the gossip of bunking class with girls...)

Dixy/Doxy: Are you coming or not? now dont say we didnt call you...
Me: yeah, right(wot the hell!)...I am coming
(and it s here that the magician claps.. 'Bravo! dats my boy!!, he shouts)

now the first problem- how will we all go?-One autorickshaw solved the issue- Dixy on the lap of Pepy and Doxy on Popy and whatever remained, I took the half.
We reach the theatre, as expected, the show had already begun- but who cares anyway!

Now , we enter the hall and it's Dixy/Doxy who sits near me. Well,let me say one thing... Eclipse isnt the kind of movie you could watch with a girl(let alone with 4 girls!). Half the time Bella's on the screen,she kisses someone-either the vampire or the wolf(thank God they don't do something else!)
so there's some kinda tension all around. But there was no accidental brushing of the elbows, no careless meeting of the hands at the common armrest(In case somebody needed clarification :P) And everything went on smoothly, ie until the interval...
For the first time in my theatre-going experience, the villain entered during the interval! he was in the body of Jeby(anonymity not granted!!), another of my classmate,but belonging to the male category... I saw him going out during interval, I really hoped that the girls wouldn't note him....but his cap and and style of walking(even in the dim light) did not escape their eyes too..
Dixy/Doxy: dats,Jeby...right?
Me: I think,yes..

I felt like a man caught in a scandal, or like somebody who was going to ba caught, Sensing my tension, Dixy/Doxy says "call him if you want"
and I had to call him. If he was surprised(shocked) to see me,he concealed it well... He behaved rather casually with us. But his smile when we finally said good bye could mean only this (wait till we get back to the class...)
And the next class is on thursday...hope he catches a real strong bout of cold!(amnesia'd be better-but u knw, we cant have evrything we ask for!)

goodbye fiends!

12 comments:

  1. നാല് പെണ്ണുങ്ങള്‍ വന്നു കണ്ണിറുക്കി കാട്ടിയാല്‍ നീ എങ്ങോട്ടും പോകും, അല്ലേ?

    എന്നാലും ആ ക്ലാരിഫികേഷന്റെ ആവശ്യമുണ്ടായിരുന്നോ?

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  2. @ Basil: I was exploring new vistas... ;)

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  3. Now somebody's turning into a cassanova eh? enthayalum ninte dream valare nannayittundu...well said da...see more dreams of these kind... :D

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  4. I wish if dat was a dream!
    Jeby did not catch a cold!! :(

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  5. njan kore nal avide CAT padichatanalloo ...ennit oru cinema polum kandillallo......itend vellarikkapattanamoo....

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  6. haha! i like this post *that* much!!!! ur fiiiiiinally getting random :) Dixy,Doxy,Pepy,Popy..wow. :P

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  7. @ PS: Mandan..... :P chumma kothippichu ;) :D Naale AIMCATinu kaanam :P ;) :D

    @ Anand: nammal randu varsham avide pooyittum aarum filiminu poathu kandillallo?? :-o Ippol ithengane sambhavichu? Volvoyinu polum nammal anjaruper mathre undayullu..... :-/

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  8. Dixy an Doxy, Pepy and Popy had the privilege to travel with you in an auto... I m jus J of other fanatics who got the chance and i did not... hahahahhaha

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  9. hello Miss Mean Anonymous Anna,aakkaruthu!! ;)

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  10. I m seeeeriousssssssss.... i stress it.... hahahah... Lucky Dixy Doxy... poor me...

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  11. Haha...in dat case, I'll surely let u know next time... :P ;)

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